Position Analysis

Drunken off the cuff position analysis:

Crowd 9.5/10
Hands down the best crowd I've ever seen attend an NIU game.

Crowd Drunkenness 8/10
Cops were all over patrolling so the underages couldn't have gotten intoxicated as they could have!

Crowd Attractiveness 3/10
Due to Sorority rush weekend, there were some fuglies running around Huskie Stadium.

QBs -2,800/10
Fuckin Danny Nicholson threw 2 INTs returned for TDs right to the men in the other colored jerseys. WTF Dan. Asshole. Overthrown Britt Davis for a sure-fire TD.

RBs 9/10
These guys could improve a little bit, but #21 Justin Anderson had 3 TDs! #20 Montell Clanton had one as well. Nice out of the backfield catches!

TEs/WRs 7/10
Very average. Of course if Dan Nicholson could throw them the ball they would look a ton better!

O-Line 7/10
Average again. Definitely room for improvement. No room for the RBs.

Defense MAC Championship flashback/10
Bend but don't break defense like usual, but then the broke right there at the end. One of the most talented secondaries we've ever had can't cover a I-AA team? WTF. Of the offense didn't do much to help.

Special Teams 6/10
Chris Nendick destroyed his 46-yarder. Could have made that from 60+!
Returns sucked (especially that stupid shit at the end!) wasted precious time. Hands team couldn't recover?

Positive:
We're not Michigan

INJURY REPORT: LB Tim McCarthy - MCL and/or PCL injury to his knee. May not be too serious. Montell Clanton - ACL possibly. MPZ was in a sling.